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Welcome to Mister Sneezes' Home Page!HELP! PLEASE READ! MISSING CAT! For all of you that are followers and fans of our precious Mister Sneezes, we have some terrible news. Mister Sneezes is missing. We are not sure where he could have gone. Mister Sneezes is a special part of our family and it feels like the house is empty without him. The last time we saw Mister Sneezes, he was in the house curled up in his little bed. When we woke up the next morning, he wasn't anywhere to be found. My husband and I are very distraught, and after all of the awful things that have happened at his job recently, this is the last thing we expected. Please, if anyone has any clue as to the whereabouts of our beloved cat, contact us immediately. We're worried sick and the trophies he's won mean nothing without him here purring and happily playing. Our home is not as warm and inviting now and we're sure he is very hungry and missing Memaw and Dedaw. Below is a copy of the posters we have been posting up around the neighborhood, so please spread the word and print out copies to help spread the word. Mister Sneezes is the most precious pet anyone could ever ask for and we'll be certainly offering up a reward for his return.  Please forward any information to rescuesneezes@gmail.com if you know anything. Thank you. - Julianne Parks June 13th, 2007 You can hear it right here first! My beautiful Persian prince is top cat once again, taking home the gold cup at the annual Landover Feline Festival! He strutted about the green as though he had already known he was going to win prior to the show. He looked magnificient, more beautiful than he ever has before (and he is always beautiful), and brought Memaw and Dedaw another prize home! I will be sure to buy him some of his most favorite treats. We are going to be very careful, though, because Sneezylumps doesn't need a any more fat on him! Thank you for coming out and showing your support. Mister Sneezes was certainly grateful, and so were his parents! There was a bit of confusion at the show, though, regarding all of our recent controversy, but Mister Sneeze's overwhelming beauty is as truthful as it is striking; they knew within a moment of looking at him that this was certainly our little precious! - Julianne Parks June 4th, 2007 I told you that there was nothing to worry about! Mister Sneezes has had quite the itty-bitty little cold lately, but there is no fear -- he will be as fit as a fiddle for the Landover show! We unfortunately had to revoke our position at the Glen Burnie cat show so that he could stay home and get some rest, but he's already showing signs of excitement, and we are too! - Julianne Parks May 1st, 2007 HAPPY FIFTH BIRTHDAY MISTER SNEEZES! MANY MORE RETURNS, LOVE MEMDAW AND DEDAW! - Julianne Parks April 22nd, 2007 Mister Sneeze's birthday is coming up, and if you would be so kind, he would prefer to have a new princely water-bowl from all of his fans! Please remember to contact us if you have any donations or praise to share with Mister Sneezes! If he does not respond back, it is because he is busy lounging or turning his nose up at all of those other ugly little cats tromping around our neighborhood. They wish they could be like him; pristine, graceful, empowering, charismatic! Unfortunately for you, kitties, nibbling from dumpsters does not put you anywhere near the ranks of Mister Sneezes! Keep dreaming! - Julianne Parks March 3rd, 2007 Absolutely preposterous. I would like to publically retort to the strange and disturbing e-mails that I have been receiving as of late. It seems as though, tucked down beneath all of the lovely greetings that fans send Mister Sneezes, there are a few of you annonymous followers out there who are of some belief that we've been treating our precious Mister Sneezes improperly, and even others have accused us of having multiple cats that we enter in shows as Mister Sneezes. This is against the rules, and Mister Sneezes is no rulebreaker. The truth is simply that Mister Sneezes is a very capable and flexible showman. One particular e-mail threatened an inspection, but should that an investigation from the Maryland Cat Show Association ensue, they will find that Mister Sneezes is a natural winner, and that there are no missteps here. And please, if e-mailing, would you please refer to him as Mister Sneezes and not 'Sh*tballs', as a few of you have been prone to doing? Continued e-mails will cause us to block your contact. Thank you. - Julianne Parks |